Ben Roy

I’m a 28 year old stand-up comedian, originally from Winthrop, Maine and I’m currently a residing in Denver.

I have a 4 year old named Milo George. Having a kid is a lot more fun than I expected. I have a wonderful girlfriend named Crystal who takes photos of people. I sing in a band (the 29th Street Disciples).

I want to be famous, I won’t lie. I’d like to have a career as big as Morgan Freeman but without all the freckles and shit on my face.

I think most music sucks nowadays, most people could probably say the same for my band. That’s why I do stand-up, it’s one of the last art forms in which views can be expressed without having to pander or coddle to four or five other sissies who fear losing a shot at their “big break”.

I’ll tell you what, big breaks don’t happen anymore. Your big break can be found in any 7-11 or gas station bathroom weaved tightly between the toilet paper and the corn. You might as well just say what you’d like from now on… Love you.